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F(*)(*)k ’em Up Edition: Here’s Your Sucker Punch Edition

October 23, 2009

Fuck ’em up Friday is a weekly post that occurs, you guessed it, every Friday. Bringing you some of the best knockouts, submissions, and knockers that the inter-webs have to offer. It’s basically my way of glorifying violence, as well as giving in to the urges of my pre-pubescent inner child. Yeah, that’s how I roll.

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You figure a sport that involves rolling around with a bunch of sweaty dudes wouldn’t rank high on the homophobia scale. That would make sense – you’re rolling around, sweaty, trying to impose your will on each other. I mean, seriously. Read that last line again, and tell me that it couldn’t be interpreted as two men going at it in a sexual manner. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. It is perfectly fine if you’re down with that sort of thing cough Gally cough.

However, it’s not like the guy in the above video grabbed some sack while passing the other guy’s guard, or sprouted some wood while taking the other guy’s back. Let the record show, that last comment about “taking the back”, is actual MMA terminology and not a repressed homosexual Freudian slip. He blew a kiss.

My professional opinion? Someone’s a little insecure. And you know what helps with totally insecure sexual preferences? Boobies. Commence boobies…

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Check back later for our UFC 104 preview and predictions with our special guest poster…The suspense is killing me. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to clean up all this…uh…water.

Video from Break via CagePotato

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