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How not to make friends at a football game.

October 20, 2009

Attending a college football game is an experience in and of itself. The tailgates and the girls are enough to make anyone say, “God, I love college.” However, when attending a college game (much like any other sporting event), you take your life into your own hands if you wear anything denoting fandom to the other team.  That is unless you go to a Florida Marlins game, because as we all know no one really goes to those games anyway – including fans of the Marlins.

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If the above video had taken place at a Miami home game, you could bet your sweet churro that someone was getting stabbed. But in all honesty, who starts talking shit by bringing up a team that’s not even playing? Bringing up USF at UM-UCF game makes about as much sense as going to a concert and wearing the t-shirt of the band you’re going to see. (Didn’t you fuckers watch PCU?)

He’s lucky he just got his sign ripped up. Those UCF fans are usually ruthless…and drunk. I came out from the UCF-UM game last year to find a half-defrosted Bubba Burger stuck to my windshield, and bits of raw meat splattered down my hood – All because I politely asked a UCF fan to “Please get the fuck off my car.” There’s nothing more fun than waking up each morning for a week straight to a flock of birds feasting on your car hood.

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