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This kid could probably kick your a$$.

October 13, 2009

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I fear two things in life: liver failure and kids. I guess I’m just holding out hope that we as humans evolve to the point where we no longer need our livers. Kind of like how we no longer need our appendix. But enough evolutionary jibber jabber.

What about kids?

Okay not kids per se, just the kid from the above video. He’s like the perfect fighting/killing machine. He’s quick, compact, and can lull adults into a false sense of security with his dimples and youthful angst. Which is the best way to have someone lower their guard right before you break off one of their various limbs.

You try telling a kid like that he can’t have dessert. Go ahead and try, I dare you.

His only weakness?

Shiny objects and video games. ADD is a real bitch like that. Why do you think I carry a PSP on me at all times? If you said because I’m a pedophile you can eat a dick. Looking at you Logic.

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. lowercase permalink
    October 13, 2009 5:56 am

    Wow. I definitely guessed the wrong kid was gonna win- wearing his MMA branded shorts and underarmor gear or whatever, and the little dude comes in and busts him up wearing what appears to be his big brother’s hand-me-down k-mart active boys workout pajamas.

    And yeah, the lack of expression is terrifying. This is what happens when you teach the brainy kids something dangerous and methodical- think about it. It’s just a process, so once he got it, he can kill you with it.

    One more reason to stay the fuck out of Pennsylvania.

    • October 13, 2009 6:14 am

      Under Armor has many functions. Protecting you against an arm bar is not one of them.

  2. October 13, 2009 2:46 pm

    Looked like something out of the training from Universal Soldier.

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