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Owen Schmitt: Master of Intimidation

October 12, 2009

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Hitting your head with your helmet? Hmmm. Good for psyching out your opponent, but totally bad for your fucking head. Seahawks’ FB Owen Schmitt didn’t get that memo; but give the man credit, and by credit I mean a CAT Scan. Say what you will about opening up your own skull with your own head, because it must have worked. The Jaguars didn’t even have the slightest semblance of a team ready to play football as they lost 41-0. That has to count for something besides stupidity and a bunch of stitches. On a Fantasy Football related note: having the Jags’ kicker Josh Scobee really helped my team out this week. And by helped out, I mean it totally ass fucked me.


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    October 12, 2009 9:29 am

    I’d say that Jack del Rio and I share about the same passion level for Jaguar football. And soon, we’ll be sharing the same weekly income from Jaguar football.

    • October 12, 2009 9:33 am

      Zorn, del Rio, and Jauron in my opinion will be the first set of coaches fired. Hope they save room down at the Unemployment office for Wade Phillips.

      • October 12, 2009 12:21 pm

        They need a bigger building for Wade.

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