I Don’t Get It.
This is my weekly section where I will bring you topics from the sporting world (obscure or otherwise) that “I Don’t Get”. I’ll either discover the legitimacy of something thought absurd, or further exploit the sheer stupidity of it all. This week I bring you…
Bob Costas Looks Like a Mountain Lion.
The extent to which Bob Costas looks like a mountain lion baffles and infuriates me. My obsession with this is to the point where I’m deeply disturbed every time I have to look at him, and can’t look without thinking about it.
Which is like…347234729472347923479234792 times AT LEAST during Sunday Night Football. The mere mention of his name sears the image of him with whiskers so harshly into my cerebellum/cerebral cortex/medulla oblongata/the-whole-shebang that it makes me mental. Also, why does he insist upon talking with his bottom teeth flapping around? I feel like he’s getting ready to attack and shred my innards to pieces.
Does anyone else not see this? Does he know? Does he not see it when he looks in the mirror?! I think he tries to look more and more mountain lion-y each week just to piss me off.
All I have to say is: F you, Bob Costas. You are ruining my life.