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The 2009 World Gravy Wrestling Championship has come to a close.

September 4, 2009

Yeah it's Jell-O wrestling. Trust me the gravy wrestling pictures look like they're covered in something else.

Jell-O wrestling is 10x sexier, and doesn't look like they're covered in crap.

Only the Europeans could take wrestling and make it not sexy. Okay maybe wrestling isn’t very sexy at all. It’s actually quite homoerotic. However,  two chicks wrestling ranks high on the erection scale. Especially when done so in a mixture of KY lubricant, whipped cream, or Jello-O. Mmmm Jello-O. Wrestling in gravy, while delicious isn’t necessarily very sexy. Dudes wrestling in gravy even less sexier.

The Rose ‘n’ Bowl pub in Stacksteads, Lancashire, hosted the World Gravy Wrestling Championships.

Bisto provided 2,000 litres (440 gallons) of gravy past its best before date for the contest, which raised money for the East Lancashire Hospice.

For charity or not the idea of grown men wrestling around in a substance that resembles feces, stirs up too many images of a Dutch porn. And reading the following quote from this year’s winner Joel Hicks or as he’s known on the gravy fighting circuit Stone Cold Steve Bisto, doesn’t help matters:

“The final was really tough and it is much more difficult than you think. My technique was really just to grab hold of the guy and hope for the best [ed note: that’s what she said /snickers like a 12 year old].”

Hulk Hogan would be so proud. In fact he’d probably say something like, “That’s right kids. If you drink your milk, take your vitamins, and say your prayers, you too can be a gravy wrestling champion. Now can someone help me. I think I have a lump of gravy wedged in my ass crack.”


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