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The Morning After

August 31, 2009

LLWS
The Little League World Series came to an end as the USA took home the championship. /chants USA! USA! USA! The team from Chula Vista, California took home the title as they beat those damned dirty Asians of Taoyuan, Taiwan 6-3. This marks Chula Vista’s first championship. Yeah, I would tell you more about this game, but 1) I’m not a pedophile, who enjoys watching underaged boys in tight pants, and 2) I have way more important things to do with my weekend…Like watch the Purina Dog Challenge. That Chesapeake Bay Retriever was one fine bitch.

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PGA
Heath Slocum was your winner this weekend at the Barclays. Beating out a rallying Tiger (god only knows how many prostitutes will die as a result), Ernie Els, and Steve Stricker. The major question here isn’t how the hell did Tiger miss that 10 foot birdie putt on 18, but rather who the fuck is Heath Slocum? Didn’t he used to play baseball?

NFL
Jay Cutler made a victorious return to Denver, as he lead the Bears to a 27-17 win. Broncos QB Kyle Orton came out of the game early after having what the team called “an upper extremity injury.” Because saying that your QB suffered a paper cut on his finger doesn’t sound nearly as cool.

Fantasy Football Shenanigans
Drafting Kyle Orton, your Defense, and a Kicker in the 5th round was one of the dumbest things I witnessed this weekend. Besides someone drafting LT with the 3rd overall pick in the draft. My head nearly exploded, and I think Logic died a little on the inside.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. August 31, 2009 6:58 pm

    I had a Jim Ross type brain malfunction that I slobber on people when I talk now.

    • August 31, 2009 7:00 pm

      That was probably more from the drinking than anything else.

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