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Note to self: In a MMA fight, charging your opponent like a bull is highly ineffective.

August 24, 2009

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Really? I mean, you seriously got knocked out that fast? My prom date didn’t even go down nearly that quickly and she was drunk off of like two Smirnoff Ices. I, personally, have put up more of a fight trying to remove my jeans after a long and heavy night of drinking. Even then I’ll at least give some effort before giving up and rolling over like stuck pig. Which is usually followed by uncontrolled vomiting and loss of bowel control.

I’ve never seen where charging like a bull was ever an effective strategy outside of the Running of the Bulls. And even then they still get killed at the end. He might have the speed and tenacity that makes for a good linebacker, but as far as martial artist go, he’s definitely sub-par.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the Raiders try to sign him on the free agent market since they are well known for drafting players based on speed and speed alone (ie Drafting Darrius Heyward-Bey over Michael Crabtree). The downside is our little fighter will go limp faster than Al Davis after his Viagra wears off.

(Credit to Logic for post suggestions)

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