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*Tobacco Trimmer

June 11, 2009

Ever have a mountain of *Tobacco you need to trim up in order to distribute, but you’ve lost your scissors or cut your hands off? Well you’re in luck, because today for the low low price of $599 we have a solution for you. What is this solution you ask.
Not so fast.
If your order now, I’ll send you a second machine for $399.
You’re thinking that it’s too good to be true, well it’s not. And if you order in the next 11 minutes I’ll send you this high tech digital scale for free**.

*Not for tobacco
** I’m totally not sending you anything, but feel free to send money my way.

[Hail Mary Jane]

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