Tito Ortiz: MMA Fighter. Class Act. Motivational Speaker.
Tito Ortiz is most famous for being a professional MMA fighter. In case you are unfamiliar with the man whose head is shaped like a gorilla allow me to list some of his accolades: former UFC Light-heavyweight Champion, Celebrity Apprentice contestant, as well as the dater and impregnator of Porn Queen/Walking Skeleton Jenna Jameson. However, the below video shows that if/when Tito’s career fizzles out (it hasn’t yet?) he can always look forward to a career in motivational speaking.
Nothing says get your life together like being belittled by a guy with bleach blonde hair and his anorexic baby mama, who has probably seen more cock than a chicken rancher. Yes Mr. Homeless man, if you clean cars you too can someday be famous and get paid for taking shots to the face, or maybe if you’re lucky you’ll be able to fight professionally for money.